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fakefags
Smoking kills. You were probably as surprised as we were to see huge, black-bordered health warnings appearing on your favourite brand of cigarettes recently. We don't know why the government have decided to poison our fags, but we can help you do something about it. We sell realistic stickers to cover up the real health warnings on UK cigarette packets with something a little less stressful. Stickers are available in packs of twenty for just £4 (including UK postage and packing). Your friends will be coughing with amusement in no time. www.padonline.co.uk Each pack of high-quality gloss stickers contains two each of ten designs, featuring slogans such as... Smoking is cool You could be hit by a bus tomorrow Buy your own fags Smoking makes you look hard ...and many, many more.
price: £4.00 Including VAT at 17.5%
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smoking donkey
fill up your donkey with cigarettes, press down on his ears, grab yourself a smoke, now your're smoking in style!what else could be handier a donkey who keeps your cigarettes ready and waiting and looks good anywhere. don't be an ass get yourself one of these!
price: £7.00 Including VAT at 17.5%
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gnarly teeth
need a new set of teeth? trying to hide from your girlfiend? always wanted to be a vampire? feel a cilla moment coming on? then these are the teeth for you. with 9 styles to choose from you can have new teeth everyday for a week and lend 2 to a friend
price: £5.01 Including VAT at 17.5%
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connect 4 pen
were you a connect 4 wizard? pad used to distract the other player from our moves. we know it's wrong but it was the only way we could win.the board pivots up to play. players take turns positioning pieces. the first player to get four in a row wins (incase you didn't know) yes and you can use it as a pen!
price: £7.00 Including VAT at 17.5%
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stylish moustach kit
never be caught in public with a naked upper lip again! are you struggling to grow a moustach which gets you noticed? do women spurn your advances? each moustach kit comes complete with 7 moustches for every occasion:- the hollywood, the hero, the square, the bruiser, the weasel, the sherriff &t he grandpa
price: £6.00 Including VAT at 17.5%
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yahtzee pen
yahtzee! the cry went up. nobody knew what it meant (please let us know if you do! it's probably a japanese swear word). comes complete with cup, dice, chips & scorecards. instruction booklet included. All in a pen to carry with you
price: £7.00 Including VAT at 17.5%
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etch a sketch pen
pad loved etch a sketch as a kid. we would spend hours trying to make circles before our brother came and shook it.now you can have you're very own personal etch a sketch and yes you can use it as a pen
price: £7.00 Including VAT at 17.5%
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beatles music boxes
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a selection of the fab four's greatest hits the perfect gift for beatles' fans everywhere free delivery on this item
price: £7.00 Including VAT at 17.5%
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music boxes
with 8 classic songs to choose from, they are one of our best selling linesso simple that they are fascinating and make a wonderful gift for anyone free delivery on this item
price: £7.00 Including VAT at 17.5%
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official elvis hawaii mug
elvis in beautiful technicolour. this mug shows a classic image of elvis from one of his seemingly many hawaii based movies and is an official elvis presley enterprises product. we'll even tell you when it's left the building
price: £4.99 Including VAT at 17.5%
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official elvis mug black & white
this mug has a picture of elvis in his youth in the late 50's and is an official elvis presley enterprises product
price: £4.99 Including VAT at 17.5%
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l'espion digital camera
this really is an impressive bit of spy kit. it's only 5.8cm x 4cm! yet it will take upto 80 images at low res & 20 at high resolutionit also has an impressive list of specifications including auto exposure, built in retractable viewfinder, 10 second timer, LCD control panel with high/low resolution, continuous shoot for short movies high quality 20 shots @ 352 x 288 resolution, Economy 80 shots @ 176 x 144 resolution 16 FPS webcam mode Dimensions 58mm x 40mm x 15mm 2MB internal memory phew!
price: £40.00 Including VAT at 17.5%
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bottle opener keyring
this is by far the best idea we've seen this yearhow many times have you had to use your teeth to open a bottle at a party? it's a bottle opener for your keyring! what's so special about that? well it's shaped like a key it's so simple that it makes you want to kick yourself that you did'nt think of it first
price: £7.00 Including VAT at 17.5%
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